Total Medals Earned: 143 (From 42 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,905 Points
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/480 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 11/13 (55/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times
Medals Earned: 8/20 (200/500 points)
Unlock Phil
Unlock Captain
Unlock Tricky
Unlock Johny
Unlock Girlfriend
Unlock Pico
Unlock Nene
Unlock Smiley
Unlock Josh
Unlock Cordelia
Unlock Henry
Unlock Ellie
Unlock Chibi Knight
Unlock Kerrigan
Unlock King
Unlock The Boogley
Unlock Rogue Soul
Unlock Shotgun Man
Unlock Goat
Unlock Chocolateman
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/100 points)
You checked out the awards!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Play NG Stars
Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/40 points)
Ahhh, that's better
You flushed the kings pee
You looked at the credits, yay!
Medals Earned: 10/10 (355/355 points)
Your first Smackaroo
10 Ants in my PANTS
50 shades of petah
100 tobonkies
250 deaths
500 hand labours
toyota corrolla for 1000
2500 watts
10000 LIVES AT UR HANDS
gal ur punani loud
Medals Earned: 3/24 (15/400 points)
Start playing.
Die.
Survive 0:30.
Survive 1:00.
Survive 1:30.
Survive 2:00.
Survive 1:00 without standing or jumping.
Die on the first hit...
Touch both sides of the screen in a single jump!
Amass 1000Rt all at once!
Jump off the table after hearing The Lick.
Yes The New Original Ant Player 'Petet' So Fun
Play on Peter the Ant day (Dec 26th)
Play as Plufmot on Peter the Ant day (Dec 26th)
Roll the gacha!
Roll the gacha 10 times!!
Roll the gacha 20 times!!!
Roll the gacha 30 times!!!!!
Complete the gacha collection!!!!!!!!!!!
Roll the sink gacha...
Roll 25 sinks...
Roll 50 sinks......
Roll 75 sinks.........
Roll 100 sinks............
Medals Earned: 3/5 (110/220 points)
Play the game for the first time!
Destroy a trash can/cone
Win the game
Get at least 100 dollars
Get at least 25 Pizzas!!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (35/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!